So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
if i call you friend
- we are friend
if you call me friend
- we are friend
if you want to be my friend
- we are friend
friend
- we are friend
friendly reminder that if we mutually follow each other i waNT you to reply to every post i make and i want you to spam me because that’s where friendship blooms and friendship is a good thing
(Source: westark)
‘Cause I’m holding on
And I won’t let go
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
it’s so true it hurts my heart
(Source: breadmayne)
why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper
I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?
literally what the fuck
Mama Rivera has to win a fucking parenting award or something!
She has a daughter who is a famous singer/actress who’s already won a few awards!
A son who just got drafted into the NFL now going to play for the Oakland Raiders!
Another daughter who is a model showcasing in big fashion shows!
And not to mention they are all hot as fuck!!!!
Like what the fuck did she feed them when they were kids and why didn’t I have access to it???
Like she seriously deserves a fucking medal!
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb